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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Will Labour's proposed ambitious targets for housebuilding in England be effective in solving the housing crisis?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Nintendo Switch 2 Size Comparison vs. Original Switch vs. Steam Deck - Gizmodo

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How Dragonfly will support the search for life on an uninhabitable world - NASASpaceFlight.com -

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

The Tyrese Haliburton Conundrum - The Ringer

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Important scientific finding confirms ancient biblical events - The Brighter Side of News

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

How much does a doctor earn in Sweden per month?

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Over 46,000 Grafana instances exposed to account takeover bug - BleepingComputer

No way

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Do you prefer wired headphones or wireless earbuds?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Disney and Universal team up to sue AI photo generator Midjourney, claiming copyright infringement - CNN

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids