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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:28

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
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Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
How much does a doctor earn in Sweden per month?
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
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No way
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids